WordPress core functions that don’t scale

Automattic’s WordPress.com VIP platform has advice on uncached WordPress functions:

WordPress core has a number of functions that, for various reasons, are uncached, which means that calling them will always result in an SQL query. Below, we outline some of these functions. We have a helper file with cached versions of some of the functions, which is automatically available to you.

This is a great resource. I’ve been referring to this document for years, often several times a week, especially when reviewing code. It continues to shock me that WordPress core hasn’t prioritised fixes for several of these identified problems; some of these fixes are no-brainers.

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